A few ground rules.

In all honesty, these aren't really rules, just a few comments I had on my mind which people should think about and be influenced by.
If you didn't know already, I'm a fairly blunt, irritable person, so, don't expect too much.

• Pretending to be stupid for the sake of looking ditzy, blonde or kooky isn't funny and it isn't cute, it's annoying! It means you're percieved as very self-obsessed and an attention-seeker, and therefore gives other people more of a reason to dislike you.

I say that last one because there are soooooooo many people in my classes who, in spite of having intelligence or the chance of an education that alot of people would envy, choose to act stupid for some pointless reason. Ok, ok, in all fairness, some people make very silly mistakes, we're all human, I can live with that. But we all know when someone's pretending. It's pathetic.

• You're life isn't so unbelieveably heart-breaking and depressing that 'no one could ever possibly understand' and you don't have any priority over anyone else because we should all spend our own lives pitying you or respecting you, and wondering how profound and thoughtful you are.

Hate isn't a nice thing. But I know a couple of mind-numbingly annoying people who actaully make you want to smash your head against a brick wall; and whether you're religious or not, you hope (ironically) to God that there's no afterlife in which that shit-stain could torture you further with their prescence.
If you can't quite indentify one of these people, they tend to respond to a simple 'how are you?' to 'Oh.. well.. fine... even though my dad's broken my ribs and punctured my lungs, so I have to get an operation tomorrow at my uncle's house and theres a 90% chance I'll die, but.. I'll be FINE.'

For those who just laughed. That is what ACTUALLY happened when I asked someone that. I no longer talk to that person. Thankfully. But yes, self-pitying gobshites. Who are also liars. (I later researched punctured lungs and discovered that this person would've barely been able to speak let alone run around in PE later that day. Oh. And their dad is a lovely person. LIES AND SLANDER! If you read this, shame on you!)

Where was I. Oh yeah..

• People who wear black are not always goths, grungers, emos or priests. They're people. And they're wearing some black clothing. Bravo, you learnt something new today you stereotyping git!
• People who rap don't always wear clocks around their necks. They just don't.
• Grandma's don't always knit, pee themselves or call people 'deary'. But most of them dance very badly.
• Clingy boyfriends/girlfriends are annoying. And they hurt people's eyes. Have some respect... Which reminds me about my next blog topic about life as a single teenager and how annoying couples are.
• I need some tea and sleep. Yes, I am british. But we don't all drink tea, we aren't all posh or all cockney and we don't all love the queen, croquet, monacles or football. And we don't all have crooked, manky teeth.

The mouth stereotype about the english annoys me, personally I find crooked teeth annoying myself - I had wonky teeth but I got a brace! I fixed them! Please, if you have crap teeth, try to get them sorted out, let's get rid of this annoying stereotype that we all have bad teeth. And you americans who are responsible for cartoons of us lot with bad teeth, stop it! Watch jerry springer. Alot of those people don't even have teeth, so don't bother us about ours, atleasy we have some!